In the last ...

Hi just another little bit of madness...

In the last episode of The Apprentice there was a moment so exciting that I actually whooped and spilled juice all over the floor. It wasn't when Liz patronised the jellied eel salesman – that was just a little bit rude. It wasn't when Stuart squared up to Chris with the words "Go on, hit me then", although that was certainly a situation pregnant with promise, saturated with suspense. And it wasn't when Stuart uttered the immortal line: "I'm not a one-trick pony. I'm not a 10-trick pony. I'm a whole field of ponies, and they're literally all running towards this job" – although that is admittedly the best comment anyone has ever made. And yes, I do mean ever, ever.

(Stuart, I salute you. You may have shown a glimmer of humility only once in 10 whole hours of TV – I'm pretty sure I spotted one in the Germinator episode – but you will be missed when this series ends. Mainly for that pained, puffy face you make when you win, which looks like a whole jar of pickled eggs has just been shoved in your mouth, and you're struggling, silently, valiantly, to cope.)

Anyway, as I say, it was none of these. No, the moment that made me whoop was right at the end, when they showed footage of the upcoming interviews episode, and Margaret Mountford flickered tantalisingly onscreen. Oh Margaret, how we've missed you! Karren Brady hasn't been bad as Margaret's replacement – she's a class act; a woman

Got to go xxx

Oh just look at that stare x

Bye Bye :)